Joke Lawak Jokes Part 2

Tajuk Lawak untuk dikongsi hari ini adalah :  Computer's Stupidities

 Scene 1:

• Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today?"
• Customer: "A computer."

Scene 2:

• Tech Support: "What version of Windows are you running?"
• Customer: "I got the computer in 2003, so I think it's a Windows 2003. Or maybe it's a Windows 2004? I got it late in the year."
• Tech Support: "Um, ok."
• Customer: "Is that wrong?"
• Tech Support: "No, no, that sounds about right. Tell me, would you know what service pack you have for that?"
• Customer: "Well, when I got to the register, the young man who rang me up said was about the 5th person to buy it. So it might be service pack 5."

Scene 3 :

• Customer: "How much do Windows cost?"
• Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."
• Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"

Scene 4:

• Tech Support: "Ok, we're going to check your modem settings. First thing we need to do is make sure all programs are closed."
• Customer: "How do I know if everything is closed?"
• Me: "Make sure all windows are closed."
• Customer: "But...I'm in the basement. I don't have any windows here

 Scene 5:

• Tech Support: "How can I help you?"
• Customer: "Well, everything is working fine, but there is one program that is not."
• Tech Support: "What program is it?"
• Customer: "It's called 'MSDOS Prompt'."
• Tech Support: "What's wrong with it?"
• Customer: "Well, I click on it, a black screen shows up with NOTHING but a sign that reads: 'C:\WINDOWS>', and it just sits there and doesn't do anything. I have to turn off the system to go back to Windows."