midnight Thoughts

Kerapkali waktu tgh malam ajer... banyak berfikir... Perkara yg adakalanya org kata remeh tapi tidak bagi aku... Hrmmmm... Terlalu banyak yg difikirkan. .. Berkaitan banyak perkara yg diperhatikan, yang diketahui dan sebagainya. Entah tak tau kenapa ianya asyik bermain di dalam kepala bila time nak tdo...and akibatnya susah nak tdo dan adakalanya berlarutan sampai ke pagi. Cuba untuk tidak melayan persoalan yg muncul tapi ianya tetap diminta untuk berfikir akan jawapannya atau jalan penyelesaian... Demmit. .. Entah mengapa???

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Segelas teh O ais sekotak rokok

Berbekal segelas teh O ais bertemankan sekotak rokok, menjana inspirasi untuk berbual bersama rakan, tidak kisah lah topic perbualan berkenaan soal apa, al kisahnya dua bahan ini menjadi pemangkin menjana idea untuk meneruskan topic perbualan... Hirup, bakar,hisap,hembus,bercakap. .. Malaysia style loitering chating dicussion at kedai mamak... Sempoiiiii

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Testing 1 2 3

This post were posted using a cool android application. Ive try to write a post by blogging using android opera mini and it seem it has a limitation that is i cant write a post (or might be im the only one facing this issue with my opera...hahah) so after searching alternative application on android that i can use to write a post,i found this application in android market and its called bloggwr droid... Tara... Cool coooler coolest. .. Hahaha

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Funny Things Do Happen When Riding A Rollercoaster

Joke Lawak Jokes Part 2

Tajuk Lawak untuk dikongsi hari ini adalah :  Computer's Stupidities

 Scene 1:

• Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today?"
• Customer: "A computer."

Scene 2:

• Tech Support: "What version of Windows are you running?"
• Customer: "I got the computer in 2003, so I think it's a Windows 2003. Or maybe it's a Windows 2004? I got it late in the year."
• Tech Support: "Um, ok."
• Customer: "Is that wrong?"
• Tech Support: "No, no, that sounds about right. Tell me, would you know what service pack you have for that?"
• Customer: "Well, when I got to the register, the young man who rang me up said was about the 5th person to buy it. So it might be service pack 5."

Scene 3 :

• Customer: "How much do Windows cost?"
• Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."
• Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"

Scene 4:

• Tech Support: "Ok, we're going to check your modem settings. First thing we need to do is make sure all programs are closed."
• Customer: "How do I know if everything is closed?"
• Me: "Make sure all windows are closed."
• Customer: "But...I'm in the basement. I don't have any windows here

 Scene 5:

• Tech Support: "How can I help you?"
• Customer: "Well, everything is working fine, but there is one program that is not."
• Tech Support: "What program is it?"
• Customer: "It's called 'MSDOS Prompt'."
• Tech Support: "What's wrong with it?"
• Customer: "Well, I click on it, a black screen shows up with NOTHING but a sign that reads: 'C:\WINDOWS>', and it just sits there and doesn't do anything. I have to turn off the system to go back to Windows."

One trick to avoid your brand new car be stolen/hijack ..

Cool giler cara nie ... pada yg pakai kereta mahal tu ... boleh la cuba2 yer ... Selamat mencoba http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/5XqDWk/www.dailymotion.com/video/x3pxln_antivol-voiture-lol-mdr-humour_fun/

Jokes lawak Jokes

 If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

  If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No  one wants to see that shit.

If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or   run like hell. 



Yang tak paham tu buat2 gelak ajer lah , yang rasa tak kelakar pun buat2 gelak jugak ... hahaha

Why Men does'nt like to accompany Women Shopping

 Terlintas plak nak tulis berkenaan this issue, almost men (terutamanya married man or couple that been together for long period ) memang tak suka nak teman para wanita shopping. Atas ujikaji dan kajian yg dilakukan dan own experience ini adalah sebabnya :

1) kalau baju tu ada 80 jenis warna dan corak 80 helai tu jugaklah dia nak try, then confused mana satu nak pilih.

2) kalau department wanita tu ada 700 kedai maka 700 kedai tu la dia akan pusing untuk mencari 1 ke 2 baju ... hrmmm penat la kaki nak jalan.

3) Dah jumpa baju dah berkenan dan sesuai ,,, aleh aleh kena gak cari kain or suar yg match dgn baju , mula balik pusing satu shopping mall ....

Heheh...  sekian ,,,,

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Sekadar Suka Suka berkongsi apa yg di kongsi dari seorang rakan

                            10 Petanda Bila Dah Tua

1. Dulu,kalau nak membaca... dari jauh pun bolehbaca.Sekarang kene dekat-dekat sikit.

2. Dulu kalau nak kencing,dari jauh... suuurrrrr!!!!!masuk...
!!!!.Sekarang,kalau nak kencing,kena dekat-dekat,pelan-pelan lepas... baru masuk...

3. Dulu,masa tidur menghadap muka...rapat-rapat,sekarang,berlaga
 punggung saje... itu pun dah kira rapat sangat dah tu...
 

4. Dulu,mana-mana pergi mesti bawa minyak wangi ( dalam kereta
 ke,handbag ke..),sekarang, bawa juga... tapi minyak angin la...

5. Dulu,pakai baju mesti sama... sama color,sama design,sama
 sedondon... Sekarang,"Asal kau ada baju nak pakai udah le... !"

6. Dulu,kalau nak kemana-mana,sanggup tunggu bini sampai sejam
iron tudung... pakai tudung... ..Sekarang, "Alah... you pakai yang
 "wrinkle free" tu je la... .!" ( dalam hati... macam la ada
orang naktengok dia... hiyyyy!!!Malam tadi tak mau nak gosok... lembab!!)

7. Dulu sanggup jalan berbatu-batu teman binishopping,sekarang...
 tunggu dalam kereta jer.Kejap-kejap SMS... "Lama lagi ker?" "Apa
aje yang you cari nie... ?"

8. Dulu,hebat... .!!!sebulan sampai 12 kali... ,sekarang,kalau dapat
12 bulan sekali pun kira hebat juge...

9. Dulu, menunggu pun dah keras... sekarang,menunggu nak keras... .

10. Dulu,isteri nak tidur pakai shorts pun tak boleh,suruh buke... jangan pakai apa-apa.Sekarang,isteri nak tidur pakai kemban pun
kena suruh buke juga... ."Pakai baju yang senonoh sikit tak boleh
ker...?  

Reminisce the fond memories - 1995 - 1999

Sambil  menolong seorang kawan google gambar lencana sekolah dia , terlintas di hati nak google sekolah lama.

 SMK Jalan Cochrane (CRS) where I started my Secondary school back in 1995. Banyak pengalaman dan cerita di sekolah ini, yg takkan di lupa kan sampai bila2.... Once my  teacher had said " Kamu bila sekolah asyik nak ponteng kelas ,ponteng sekolah ajer, but ingat cakap saya, bila kamu dah abis sekolah , kamu semua pasti akan terkenang dan rasa nak masuk sekolah balik ". At that time I  just ignored what she said  and my mind said " Alah cikgu ni tipu ajer, dah abis sekolah buat apa nak masuk sekolah. At this current moment, I do admit the phase is true ... hrmmmmmmm best masa sekolah, banyak experience... tiada bebanan sgt ... nyesal pun ada tak belajar bersungguh2 ( well my SPM result pun in kategori good jugak ,,, hahah) tapi if i taken seriously what the teacher told me back then, InsyAllah kot I would become much better .... heheheh.  Do missed some of my classmates and schoolmate... hrmmm ada yg jadi orang ada yg tak berapa nak jadi orang and ada yg memang dah tak macam orang, yet from my bottom heart, I do miss  you guy and to my schoolmate who have gone forever ... REST IN PEACE , Al-Fatihah ... Reminisce the fond memories, forever ...

- COCHRANEAS  - all for one, and one for all

Procastinating Kill Good Ideas

Asyik memikirkan itu dan ini persoalan dan jawapan pada masa yang sama, berdialog dengan diri sendiri membuatkan penangguhan idea  di otak membuatkan aku blank nak tulis apa nak karang apa. So officially this blog is launched by post yang merapu. Taraaaaa