Jokes lawak Jokes

 If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

  If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No  one wants to see that shit.

If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or   run like hell. 



Yang tak paham tu buat2 gelak ajer lah , yang rasa tak kelakar pun buat2 gelak jugak ... hahaha